
You’ve waited long enough! Every year in December- when the buying season is in full swing- Despair pulls out all the stops and gives procrastinating holiday shoppers the chance at an amazing deal. But this year- we’re outdoing ourselves- by letting you pick the deal that’s best for YOU! That makes this our biggest sale event EVER! And no matter which you choose, you’ll be able to get your gifts in time for holiday gifting!
HERE ARE THE DEALS!
(Pay attention- the dates and the details are important!)
DEAL 1 – FREE SHIPPING
Duration: Thursday 12/10 through Sunday 12/13
Duration: Thursday 12/10 through Sunday 12/13
Summary:
You can have free shipping on any domestic order.
Simply use the coupon code freeship. (And hey there all
you non-Americans- while we can’t give you free shipping, we can
give you $10 off our International shipping. Just use the coupon code
unamerican and see your shipping fees drop dramatically!
(Please note- you do need to spend at least $20 for that code
to work. But come on, how hard is that?)
DEAL 2 – THE GIFT
Duration: Monday 12/14 through Tuesday 12/15
Summary:
It’s the return of the promotion that yours truly
invented! Put simply, we’re giving you the chance to pick out
one free item from a list of several of our most popular products-
and we’ll give it to you. For free! All you have to do is spend
$19.95 on something (or combination of things). This year- we’re
even adding Laptop Skins to the mix! So, if you want to take
advantage of THE GIFT promotion, here are the coupon codes
you’ll need to know!
If you want a free Laptop Skin with
your order, use the coupon code: freelaptopskin
If you want a free Lithograph with
your order, use the coupon code: freelithograph
If you want a free Desktopper with
your order, use the coupon code: freedesktopper
If you want a free T-shirt with
your order, use the coupon code: freetee
REMEMBER:
These codes do not work until Monday morning at 12am CDT-
and they stop working Tuesday at midnight. Don’t try to use
them early- they won’t work!
DEAL 3 – THE WHITEOUT
Duration: WEDNESDAY 12/16 through Thursday 12/17
Summary:
If you’re still looking to do some BIG shopping- this is THE DEAL
for you- because we’re giving away freebies with any order over $20-
and the more you spend, the more freebies you’ll get! Check this out!
When you spend $20 or more, we’ll throw in a free Pessimist’s Mug!
When you spend $30 or more, we’ll ALSO throw in a
FREE 2010 Best of Demotivators calendar (with 4 free mini-prints!)!
When you spend $50 or more, we’ll ALSO throw in a
FREE Pessimist’s Shot Glass AND a FREE Pessimist’s Glass!
And- hey there! If you buy any lithograph, we’ll ALSO throw in a
FREE Perseverance Lithograph. WOW!
Imagine! By buying only $50 worth of stuff- you can
score over $50 worth of additional freebies- most of them sized to
fit in a stocking*! And people will actually think you cared enough to
buy them the very worst- when in fact, you didn’t even care enough
to do that! Bitter irony abounds!
So those are the deals, the dates, and the coupon codes necessary for you to participate- all you gotta do is pick the one(s) that suit(s) you best! Remember, as long as you’re shipping to a U.S. address, you should receive anything ordered before midnight CDT on Thursday 12/17 before Christmas! So if you’ve been procrastinating, not yet sure what to pick up for those difficult-to-shop-for curmudgeons in your workplace or family, the wait is over. We’ve got the perfect stuff to inflict pain on them all throughout 2010- and like I said, you don’t even have to tell them you didn’t have to pay for it! Bonus!
Happy holidays!
* In the event that we run out of a particular promotional freebie- an item of equal or greater value may be included in its place. We’re pretty sure we have enough to cover demand, but occasionally we miscalculate. As you can probably imagine.