Introducing Indecision… the winner of the January Caption Contest!
Our latest Caption Contest voting is complete- and, in classic paradoxical style, you decided on “Indecision”!
This time around, the 1st Prize winner of the contest is Mr. David Erbas-White! He’ll soon be receiving a check for $750, along with some other junk. All for contributing the winning submission, INDECISION!
But he’s not the only winner today. Also, Despair will be awarding $200 to Twitter user @robidoo, for being the lucky retweeter of our promotional contest tweet!
Starting Monday at noon, Despair is running an ultra-mega-huge Retirement Party sale. We’re going to be permanently retiring a great number of Demotivator designs in the interest of simplifying our gargantuan collection! So we’re going to offer crazy discounts on things we are getting rid of- and you REALLY should not miss out on this chance when it comes up!
But that’s not all! Because we’re also unveiling a really hilarious new DespairWear design- but it will only be available for 48 hours, and then gone forever! (I have it on good authority that we might even have TWO such gems- though I’ve yet to see confirmation on that…)
So- prepare yourselves! I wish I could start plugging the promo details and new shirt and all that stuff right now but I can’t- so make sure you check your emails first thing Monday morning. (Er, not really first thing. But by maybe 9am CDT?) You should receive a Wailing List email with all the scoop- and THEN it will be time for you to scoop up some great deals and freebies and that exclusive-and-available-for-48-hours-only t-shirt!
In the meantime, thanks again for your participation in the Caption Contest! I think it turned out a great design! More soon, yall!