Introducing the Mugshot Tee – $5 Off Through Wednesday
THE MUGSHOT TEE
Introducing the first shirt that turns any photo into a Mugshot!
After my epic re-plug last week for the 16 Month Build Your Own Demotivators Calendar, I’m keeping things VERY simple for today’s launch of the new MUGSHOT TEE.
The shirt features a realistic-looking mugshot placard and a case number- along with simulated drop-shadow! And by sporting it, you’ll immediately add an element of criminality and danger to any photo you happen to pop-up in.
What a great opportunity to crash that next party, company get together, or family reunion! You can walk around- as the flashes pop- forever tainting the photos of those around you. Forever making THEIR friends, coworkers, or relatives ask, “Did that dude/chick just come out of a police lineup?”
Capital!
What’s more- any photo that you happen to thusly taint will also automatically become a free advertisement for Despair, Incorporated- because the Case Number printed on the shirt is actually our toll-free telephone number (1-877-DESPAIR)! Yes, we really are that bloody shameless!
And hey- it’s gets even better- because if you order this shirt before Wednesday at midnight, you can pick up your tee for $5 off the retail price! Simply use the coupon code MUGGING and you’ll save 25% off that criminally-awesome new design!
That’s it- my work here is done. Now your work begins!
[$5 OFF PROMOTION ENDS WEDNESDAY 8/26 AT MIDNIGHT CST]