The Retirement Party – While Supplies Last.
It’s that time of year again. The time when we say our final goodbyes to inventory we no longer plan to restock and sell at Despair.com. The time where we bid adieu to some long-cherished lithographs, t-shirts, and other goods. Some are classics, others clunkers. But ALL of them are priced to sell! What does that mean? It means discounts of up to 60% off retail!
Yes, we’re stacking ‘em deep and sellin’ em cheap! But at prices this low, most of these items are certain to sell out quickly- and never return. Never again will you be able to purchase certain classic lithographs like “Pessimism”, “Underachievement”, or “Dysfunction” (and never before could you pick them up for only $7.95 each!). Never again will you have a chance to own our rare, limited-run black “Irony” shirt, or Silver-edition i > u tee.
And are we really selling our luxurious, impossibly comfortable Executive Edition embroidered Frowny shirts (depicted above) for 50% off? Even when the shirt itself cost us more than $40 to produce?! Yes, we bloody well are!
All of these bargains- and a great many more- are available exclusively to you as yet another privilege of your membership in The Wailing List. But please note- it’s first come, first serve. And within a very short span of time, many of these items will have sold out forever. So if you’re the bargain hunting sort, or perhaps you’ve long had your eye on a certain poster or t-shirt- but simply couldn’t afford the standard purchase price- this is your chance to save a fortune. So act on it!