Want a Free 4-Color Demotivator® Mug? [PROMOTION HAS ENDED]
FOR 48-HOURS ONLY, WE’RE GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO GET YOUR FAVORITE FOR FREE.
What’s the catch? Well, you gotta spend $20 at our store on other stuff first.
What kind of stuff? You could snag one of the Standard or PosterBook editions of our 2009 Calendars. Or buy the BitterSweets Bundle- 3 sets of candies for the price of 2. Or snag a $25 e-mail gift certificate. You could pick up a couple of Lithographs (such as Valentine’s Day favorites Romance and Dysfunction). Or you could easily build-your-own 9 Card Notecard Pack. The possibilities are as limitless as your potential is not.
So how does this free mug thing work? Simply go to our Demotivators Mug Page- then decide which design you want, then enter the appropriate coupon code (from the list below) when completing your order. It’s so simple even most of you couldn’t screw it up.
Coupon Codes:
- For a Free Ambition Mug, use the coupon code “freeambitionmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Consistency Mug, use the coupon code “freeconsistencymug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Consulting Mug, use the coupon code “freeconsultingmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Get To Work Mug, use the coupon code “freegettoworkmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Government Mug, use the coupon code “freegovernmentmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Hope Mug, use the coupon code “freehopemug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Idiocy Mug, use the coupon code “freeidiocymug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Individuality Mug, use the coupon code “freeindividualitymug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Meetings Mug, use the coupon code “freemeetingsmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Mistakes Mug, use the coupon code “freemistakesmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Potential Mug, use the coupon code “freepotentialmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Procrastination Mug, use the coupon code “freeprocrastinationmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Quality Mug, use the coupon code “freequalitymug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Sanity Mug, use the coupon code “freesanitymug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Tradition Mug, use the coupon code “freetraditionmug” (without quotes).
- For a Free Worth Mug, use the coupon code “freeworthmug” (without quotes).
But remember, these coupon codes are only valid for 48 hours. If you’re remotely interested in picking up a free mug, you’d be advised to order quickly, because giveaway promotions like this have a curious way of reducing our hearty inventories very quickly. That- combined with our proven lack of talent at estimating demand for products- could promptly lead to another out-of-stock warning on your favorite mug. And a torrent of obscenity-laden emails from many of you, which in turn might prompt an unintended amount of hilarity if (or really when) those emails are printed out and hung on the corkboard in the breakroom for the entertainment of our staff. Don’t let it come to that!
Sorry this particular promotion wasn’t the most entertaining. But if you’re in desperate need of distractions, you could do worse than to follow my My Twitter Feed. It frequently provides literally seconds worth of amusement with Twitter moments like the following (presented in chronological order):
Wow! It’s amazing that such riveting content could possibly be available for free! And yet free it is- for those of you with you with extremely hearty constitutions or desperately lonely lives.
And what’s more- participants even occasionally get a chance to provide marketing feedback to Despair- thus shaping the future product releases of the company (or at least draping the participant in the illusion of shaping our future direction). And we’re not even charging you to give us your feedback! Is this even legal?!
I’ll shut up now. Thanks for persevering.