500,000
December 10, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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In celebration of our 500,000th order, we’re introducing an amazing promotional giveaway (from now until Friday at midnight)!On the afternoon of November 21st, Mr. John Scott of Oakdale, MN, placed the 500,000th order at Despair.com. In recognition of the historic moment, Despair Co-Founder Dr. E. L. Kersten recorded a special, private thank you message for Mr. Scott (which our marketing department promptly uploaded to YouTube HD and you can now view below.)But Mr. Scott isn’t the only one receiving a little something extra with his order. From now until midnight on Friday, Dr. Kersten has authorized these amazing giveaways to be included ABSOLUTELY FREE with any order that meets the criteria below! That means YOU, chump!
- If you spend over $29.95, Get a FREE 6 Pack of our Illustrated Despair Christmas Cards!
- Spend over $44.95, You’ll ALSO Get a FREE Pessimist’s Mug!
- Spend over $59.95, and You’ll ALSO Get a FREE 32 Pack of Demotivator® Vinyl Adhesives! (Pack include Vision, Romance, Corruption, Blogging, Opportunity, Sanity, Priorities, Government, Whining, Consistency, Tradition, Propaganda, Hope, Mediocrity, Wishes, Get to work, Mistakes, Potential, Motivation, Meetings, Inspiration, Indifference, Idiocy, Failure, Demotivation, Consulting, Ambition, Achievement, Discovery, Limitations, Victory, and Destiny.)
What are you waiting for? Discounted products, too? Alright then! We’ve lowered the prices on almost all DespairWear to $12.95 a tee! And lowered the prices of all 24″x30″ Lithographs from $15.95 to $9.95 each! So NOW is the time when we STOP doing all this work, shooting videos and updating websites and giving away freebies and YOU start doing the heavy lifting. You know… Grabbing that mouse… Rolling it around a little bit. Typing in a credit card number.