Last Chance on Christmas Tees
UPDATE: Last Chance on Christmas Tees
LESS THAN 48 HOURS AFTER LAUNCH, THE DESPAIRWEAR LIMITED-EDITION CHRISTMAS TEES ARE ALMOST GONE
NOTE: You really may want to read this email all the way through.
If you’ve toyed with the idea of buying one of our Limited-edition “Nice Shot” Christmas Tees but haven’t yet acted, you’re running out of time! Less than 2 days into the launch, the majority of our tees, illustrated by the world’s greatest T-shirt designer Glenn Jones- has already been sold. At these rates, we fully expect to be pulling them from the website permanently within less than 48 hours!
Remember- there are TWO variations available of our “Nice Shot” Christmas Tee. The Official Limited-Edition Version (depicted above)- and the Unofficial “Employee-Edition” version of the shirt (depicted under the links below).
LINKS:
“Nice Shot” – Limited-Edition Christmas Tee (1,000 only, includes certificate of authenticity.)
“Nice Shot” – Employee-Edition Christmas Tee (Smaller run only for Despair Employees and Wailing List / Twitter / Blog Subscribers).
PLEASE NOTE: Orders including either (or both) tees should start shipping by December 11th. All will be shipped by the 15th. So get them NOW if you are going to get them! Supplies are almost out!
On a totally unrelated note- 20,000 denizens of Central Texas swarmed upon the Austin Convention Center yesterday to attend the “Get Motivated” Super Seminar. As economic conditions worsen dramatically with each passing week, and more and more Americans face fears of job or financial losses, the worried masses came to hoping to pick up some words of encouragement from multi-millionaire political figures, real estate flippers, and motivational gurus- none of whom will ever have to worry about money again.
But hidden among the chanting, singing, dancing (yet quietly terrified) masses was a small band of heretics- a group who held beliefs tantamount to blasphemy to every soul in the room. They were employees of Despair, Inc. – The World’s Leading Purveyor of Demotivational™ products. And they had cameras.
If you want to see some of what we captured- follow my twitter feed. (I’ll be uploading pics and videos in the days ahead- and followers of my feed will be the first to see them.)
See- aren’t you glad you read this all the way to the end?