New Demotivators, Mugs, and Freebies!
New Demotivators. New Mugs. New Freebies.
FIRST OFF- WE’VE GOT SIX NEW MUGS!
Tradition, Hope, Consistency, Government, Sanity, and Individuality.
And that’s not all- we’ve finally resupplied all of our out-of-stock other mugs- including Consulting, Quality, Potential, Idiocy, Get to Work, Procrastination, Ambition, Meetings and Worth! And we’re even selling them at a discount (for a few days at least.) But that’s only just the beginning of the good news- because we’ve also added three new Demotivator designs to the lineup!
BLOGGING:
Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
The first new design is BLOGGING- using an epigram coined by yours truly in a former issue of The Wailing List*. It’s perfect for people like eDWin from SeLangor, Malaysia, or this poor guy, or Andrew (the only survivor of the doomed planet Krypton)- or about 100,000,000 other blog authors out there being entirely ignored by the rest of the world as they pour their souls out.
The second new Demotivator is VICTORY- the perfect sequel to that earlier celebration of the valuable lessons we can impart into the minds of child athletes.
VICTORY:
Winners never fly higher than when they’re bouncing up and down
on the egos of those they’ve defeated.
The third new Demotivator is OPPORTUNITY- a note perfect celebration of perhaps the single most exciting opportunity that any Internet user had the good fortune of encountering.
OPPORTUNITY:
I am DR. ADEWOLE AREMU- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos- and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars…
It’s the perfect Demotivator for Dr. Aremu himself, or for Col. Ibramhim Mustapha, or Barrister Vincent Hama, and the whole rest of that influential cadre that’s been helping to transfer vast sums of wealth from one group of chumps to another for decades.
(Not that anyone reading this would care but I haven’t laughed so hard at a new Demotivator since seeing any early draft of PERSISTENCE back in 2003…)
But not only do we have new Demotivators and new Mugs, we’ve also lowered the prices on all DespairWear Tees to $12.95- that’s like 30% off or something! And hark- what’s that? There’s even a new Freebie at the end of this promotion? Alas- it’s some sort of Desktop calendar thingie!
FREE DESKTOP CALENDAR THINGIE!
Calendar is for October 2008 through September of 2009, and includes the following designs: Cluelessness, Procrastination, Potential, Ambition, Motivation, Idiocy, Consistency, Tradition, Vision, Government and Sanity.
Our compact Desktop Calendar includes its very own jewel case- made of that most luxurious and exotic of aromatic polymers- polystyrene- and is discreetly sized for easy concealment from tyrannical employers, spouses or children!
How awesome is that? The Build-Your-Own Calendar version of this little guy is soon to be unveiled at the website for something like $12.95- yet we’re giving a set of designs to Wailing List subscribers for free. (Offer valid through Friday only).
Hurry!