New “Government” Tee Shirt and Frownie :-(® Cap
The Government T-Shirt is Now For Sale!
(Just like the real thing!)
This beautiful new entry to our DespairWear lineup is available to the public for $19.95- but as is so often the case, Despair is offering an early discount to Wailing List subscribers wanting to add this tee to their waredrobes.
If you want to save $5 on this tee- just use the following coupon code when placing your order:
mygovernmentjustboughtfannieandfreddieandalligotwasthislousytshirt
Or you can use the coupon code:
hankpaulsoncankissmyfannie
Or if you’re too lazy to cut and paste you could just use the coupon code:
fanniehurts
(If these coupon codes make no sense to you, educate yourself!)
Oh- hey, speaking of long-awaited additions to the DespairWear lineup… We’re also re-introducing our Frowny Caps this week. If you’ve got Despair on your mind, why not put it on your head, too?
(If you want one, I’d recommend ordering sooner rather than later, as our initial supply is low and our re-order shipment is a few weeks out…)
That is basically the extent of my clever marketing pitch this week- I am being dragged into all kinds of marketing projects at the moment. Nothing that makes for a good anecdote though, I’m afraid. Maybe next week?