One of our most popular Demotivators of all-time has finally been translated into DespairWear- and what a beautiful translation it is! And yet again- to my amazement- the powers that be have authorized it to be briefly discounted for subscribers to The Wailing List.
If you want to save $5 on this tee- just use the following coupon code when placing your order:
therunningofthedolts
Remember, that code is valid for only one tee per order. This promotion is valid for a few days- so if you think you might want one or more, I’d recommend ordering by or before Friday, after which the coupon code expires.
(Two awesome new tees- for the price of 3 tees from those OTHER vendors!)
Help! I’m stuck on a photoshoot and I have no time whatsoever to hype our new tees- so I’m sending you big pictures instead and pretending they’re saying a thousand words each!
The first tee is POINTS OF VIEW. It’s perfect for that that Optimist, Pessimist, Realist, Idealist, Capitalist, Communist, Conspiracist, Sexist, Nihilst, and/ or Opportunist in your life!
The second tee is RAINBOW CHASERS- ideal for both the relentless optimists AND the irritated pessimists they annoy so endlessly!
(Trés awesome- it’s another custom-tailored illustrated tee from that most badassical of illustrators, Glenn Jones!)
This beautiful new entry to our DespairWear lineup is available to the public for $19.95- but as is so often the case, Despair is offering an early discount to Wailing List subscribers wanting to add this tee to their waredrobes.
If you want to save $5 on this tee- just use the following coupon code when placing your order:
Or if you’re too lazy to cut and paste you could just use the coupon code:
fanniehurts
(If these coupon codes make no sense to you, educate yourself!)
Oh- hey, speaking of long-awaited additions to the DespairWear lineup… We’re also re-introducing our Frowny Caps this week. If you’ve got Despair on your mind, why not put it on your head, too?
(If you want one, I’d recommend ordering sooner rather than later, as our initial supply is low and our re-order shipment is a few weeks out…)
That is basically the extent of my clever marketing pitch this week- I am being dragged into all kinds of marketing projects at the moment. Nothing that makes for a good anecdote though, I’m afraid. Maybe next week?
