A Free TRADITION Desktopper & Lithograph!
You read it correctly. In honor of one of the world’s most abjectly idiotic annual rituals, Despair.com is giving away a free Tradition Desktopper AND Lithograph with any order of $19.95 or more worth of Despair, Inc. merchandise.
Imagine being able to own one of our most popular Demotivators of all time- in two beautiful formats- without having to pay for either! All you have to do is add one of each of them to your shopping cart, and then buy $19.95 or more worth of other Despair goods.
Why- you could get these two free beauties while picking up a couple of our awesome t-shirts (which are still on sale for the month of July!). If you were particularly smart, you’d sneak in a set of our apparently still free Demotivator Vinyl Adhesive packs while you were at it- and thus get THREE free promotional items at the same time. But since most of you don’t even bother to read my marketing copy, and instead simply react to the pictures above, you’ll probably miss out on that. In fact, inevitably some of you won’t even bother to put the freebies in your shopping cart- perhaps assuming we’ll do that for you after the fact… But we won’t. If you don’t add them to the cart, you will not get them. We’ve tried to make this fool-proof- please don’t outsmart us by being even dumber than we fear the worst of you are! Please!
FREE DESKTOPPER AND LITHOGRAPH PROMOTION IS VALID UNTIL JULY 15TH.
BUT DON’T TARRY, BECAUSE WE MIGHT RUN OUT OF THEM BEFORE THEN.