New DespairWear: “Young Love” (Limited Edition)
It’s Our Second Ever Limited-Edition Illustrated Tee- “Young Love”!
Yes, for the second time in the short history of DespairWear, we are introducing a truly limited-edition t-shirt! And this time, we’re not making any exceptions for latecomers! Only 1,000 tees will be sold. No matter what.
Introducing “Young Love“!
This beautifully illustrated tee recalls with great affection the sweet whimsy of childhood infatuation. A tender-heart youth whispers the ancient chant, “She loves me, she loves me not” while gently plucking the… uh… extremities… from… some random… dude?
That’s slightly… mega… massively… disturbing.
On the bright side, it does appear that love ultimately triumphs in this shirt and that she loves him… If he ends up… going for that… dude’s head… So it’s not entirely dark… Right?
Um… Okay. Good. So, let’s waltz away from this uncomfortable subject matter towards the more easily hyped promotional gobbledegook.
Each “Young Love” tee will ship complete with a numbered Certificate of Authenticity which could not possibly be faked- letting the recipient know with absolute certainty that the shirt they have received claims to be one out of only one-thousand that are in circulation!
With only a thousand printed, you can rest assured you won’t be running into somebody else wearing this striking t-shirt (although I would recommend, if you somehow defy the odds and do encounter someone else wearing this t-shirt out in public, that you turn and quietly walk as briskly as possible in the exact opposite direction… You of course would be wearing for its ironic hilarity- but who knows whether that OTHER Despair customer is like some sort of crazy psycho dude or dudette…. As a rule, I always turn and walk in the other direction if I see a person wearing DespairWear out on the street… I get enough of that crap at work.)
Anyway…
BUY THE SHIRT NOW BEFORE THEY’RE ALL GONE! It makes the perfect gift for that… slightly, or majorly, or even psychotically disturbed but oh-so-special person in your life, family or workplace! And believe me, if YOU don’t get it, and THEY find out that you COULD have gotten it for them but CHOSE NOT TO, who knows what they’ll do? If they’re capable of laughing at this shirt, they’re capable of anything. So don’t take any chances. Seriously.
