The Wailing List - Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Twas the Night Before Christmas…

 Only 1,000 will be produced. 750 Men’s Tees. 250 Women’s Tees. Then the shirt- the first Collectible Tee in DespairWear history- will be removed from our site forever.

 

“Why?”, you ask, “Why would you would pull it? What if it’s popular? What if everybody wants it?”

Then we expect to see these being sold on eBay for increasingly shocking prices, making owners of the tee extraordinarily wealthy. 

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New Despairwear - Wickedosity

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New DespairWear: Wickedosity!



What? You need a funny marketing pitch to decide whether or not you’ll buy this shirt? Are you nuts? It says “WICKEDOSITY” on it- what more do you need? A baby-doll version? It’s DONE!