Wailing List - The Despairwear Blowout Sale

September 13, 2007 at 8:43 pm
smallerbanner.jpg The DespairWear Blowout Sale.
Reasonably priced clothing from Despair.com? You know THAT can’t last long!In fact, this is your last chance this year to purchase DespairWear shirts at a price you can actually afford! Through the end of September, all of our adult and kid-sized shirts will be $5 cheaper.But wait- that’s not all- because now all of our DespairWear shirts are shipping inside a nifty new DespairWear giftbag- made with real polyethylene! What an incredible deal!(And hey, it’s not just cool-looking, it’s biodegradable! You’re welcome, mother Earth!)

Check Out This Amazing Array of Choices:
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Despair Illustrated
Because a picture says a thousand hurts.
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 The Ironic Tee
The battle to create the most ironic tee is over. We won.
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Unleash the Power of Mediocrity. In style.
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Subtexts
Finally, a t-shirt with funny sayings on it.
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i > u
The Superiority Complex. Simplified.
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Because some people deserve a warning label.
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New Video - Welcome to Despair

September 6, 2007 at 1:16 am

In his inaugural address directly to long-time Despair fans like yourself, Dr. Kersten offers a brief glimpse into Despair’s past and future- along with a very special present: a coupon code.

(Get it? It’s temporal humor! Theoretically, at least.)

Click on the above to watch this video.

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New DespairWear - Customer Disservice

September 6, 2007 at 1:01 am

Want to send a message to your customers?

 

Customer Disservice - This Shirt Seriously Shreds!

 

Then Buy this shirt.

 

 

At long last, the company that turned Customer Disservice™ into an artform has finally turned it into art work! Are you looking to send a not-so-subtle-signal to your customers?

So are we- so buy this shirt NOW!



Customer Disservice Shirt
TS-229
19.95
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New Demotivator - Customer Disservice

September 6, 2007 at 1:00 am


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Every since we created Despair’s Customer Disservice Page, it’s been one of our top five most popular web pages. We figured the immense web traffic was your not-so-subtle way of telling us “Make this into a Demotivator®.” As of today, this design is now available in a variety of forms.

So, without further ado, Customer Service Minions of the world unite! (by purchasing this product!)

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