The Wailing List – Big Disappointments


New DespairWear -
Big Disappointments
“I’ve known some of my big disappointments ever since they were little hopes and dreams.” The tragedy of aspiration eventually leads to the comedy of desperation- and now we’ve got the shirt to prove it! Order now and save $4 with coupon code disappointed (offer valid through midnight CST on Friday.)Get Disappointed here>

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The 16-Month Calendar In case you missed it, Despair’s latest incarnation of the Build-Your-Own-Demotivators calendar features 16 of your favorite designs and spans from September of 2007 through December of 2008. Is there any more perfect Back-To-School present than this? Not for your underachieving progeny there isn’t! Buy it now and watch those grades fall even further next year!Start building> The Subtexts Shirt Special In celebration of the breakaway success of our Subtexts line of shirts, we’re lowering the price of all 6 of our older designs by $2 for an entire week! Load up while you can, ye lovers of wordy, ironic (if not this Ironic) shirts!(And no, the new shirt isn’t included. We already gave you a coupon for $4 off. Think, Brewster!)Get them here!>

The Wailing List – Introducing the Potential Shirt


The Potential T-Shirt
“Potential” – Now Available in T-Shirt form!

(Want to buy it right from this blog? Just add it to your cart right now!)

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If you really love us, you’ll buy it. And then we’ll release more Demotivators® as t-shirts.(Like as soon as next week if you folks really buy a lot!)