The Wailing List – TWO New Shirts
Introducing the most ironic shirt ever created.
Introducing a shirt so ironic it could even cure acute anemia*!
Yes- Despair’s new Ironic Tee achieves a kind of droll, transcendent brilliance that’s certain to appeal to cynics, chemists, disaffected college students, and ironists across the globe, even as it strikes fear into the hearts of those lesser vendors of ennui, angst, and pomo-snark clothing who litter the Internet- you know of whom I speak!
No self-respecting collector of ironic shirts can resist the chance to purchase the new standard by which all other ironic shirts wlll be compared and found wanting! Buy it NOW!
* Not a cure for acute anemia. In fact, if you’re anemic, we strongly recommend that you DON’T buy this shirt. You’re pale enough already- a light-colored shirt like this will just make you look whiter than Robert Smith at The Cure’s 1990 Full Moon Concert … Instead, why not compliment yourself by buying a shirt more flattering to your vampiric pallor? Something with just a hint of Goth sensibility? Such as…
New DespairWear #2: “Knock knock”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Oh crap.
Yes, it’s our second stunning addition to the Despair Illustrated™ collection- the cryptically-titled Knock Knock shirt. On its front, the opening couplet that has launched thousands of terrible jokes. And on its back, Aiiiiiieieeeeeeeeeeggggghhhhh!