The Wailing List – Noise Hazards and Summer Calendars
Because silence isn’t the only thing that’s deafening…
Yes, we have a new Warning Label shirt! It’s for all the obnoxious, cacophonous folks in your life… Or, if you find yourself surrounded by people you perceive to be rather muted and soft-spoken, well… This shirt might look pretty good on YOU (provided that you’re, you know, good-looking… If you’re not, well, you’re really not helping yourself by being so LOUD. Just a hint.)
New Summer Edition Calendars Are Here!
July 2007 – June 2008.
Summer is here- and with it, an updated Build-Your-Own-Demotivators Calendar. Starting in July of 2007, and lasting until June of 2008, it would be the PERFECT Father’s Day gift, if only we’d started selling it two weeks ago, when most of you started doing your shopping. Now it’s too late- because even if you ordered it today, it wouldn’t get there on time! Man we suck! (Or, more specifically, “Man, our product development team sucks!”.)
If you’ve read this far hoping to find a new coupon code, I’m sorry to let you down. I wasn’t given any new ones. But I do have it on good authority that the last one, “obsolescence”, actually is still valid for a few days, and that for some reason, the $5 discount it offers isn’t limited to the “Obsolete” shirt we rolled out. So, if you want to pick up a Special Edition Calendar for under $20, or get a Standard Edition for under $15, do it quick!