The Wailing List – Highly Acidic


The Highly Acidic Warning Label Tee
New DespairWear: “Highly Acidic”
If you’re caustic and you know it, warn them.

Ah- the burdens of a corrosive personality! Is this our lot? Are we eternally destined to wound others with every searing word that drips from our acrid tongues? Shall we forever find our acerbic wit compensated only with stinging tears that vanish into steam on burning cheeks?

Let’s hope so! We’re not in it for the frequent flyer miles!

For the highly acidic souls reading this missive who have been there and done that- isn’t time you got the t-shirt, too? If so, use the coupon code “sulfuric” when placing your order and you’ll automatically receive $4 off our “Highly Acidic” Warning Shirt. (Offer valid until Friday, May 25th.)

(Yes, we’re a day early with this one… And I’m as surprised as you are… )

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