The Despair Inc. Blog

Ah- the burdens of a corrosive personality! Is this our lot? Are we eternally destined to wound others with every searing word that drips from our acrid tongues? Shall we forever find our acerbic wit compensated only with stinging tears that vanish into steam on burning cheeks?

Let’s hope so! We’re not in it for the frequent flyer miles!

For the highly acidic souls reading this missive who have been there and done that- isn’t time you got the t-shirt, too? If so, use the coupon code “sulfuric” when placing your order and you’ll automatically receive $4 off our “Highly Acidic” Warning Shirt. (Offer valid until Friday, May 25th.)

(Yes, we’re a day early with this one… And I’m as surprised as you are… )

Introducing the New and Improved DespairWear Collection!

After years of languishing in obscurity at a URL buried deep within the labyrinthine depth of the Despair.com website, DespairWear is now ready for its close-up. Introducing over a dozen new shirts in a wide variety of designs and styles- including golf shirts, girls tees, and our entirely new DespairWear Kids™ Collection…

But that’s not all.

Also being added to the collection is the DespairWear Guarantee… New clothing items will be added EVERY WEDNESDAY until the Apocalypse occurs*. (Otherwise we’ll lose all the credibility for the timely delivery of product that we’ve worked so hard to earn over these many years…)

*Yes, we’re serious… Offer not valid if:
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