The Wailing List – 12 Month Calendar Now Available
The Build-Your-Own-Demotivator Calendar – 12 Month Edition
For once in your life, don’t procrastinate. Buy it now.
Because we’re not sure we’ll be able to keep up with demand when the holidays start.
You read it right. With only one HP Indigo 5000 printer under roof, a maximum output of only a couple thousand calendars per day, and no back-up plan in the event of equipment failure, Despair is playing a dangerous game of chicken with Fate this year. Sure, it would’ve been a lot more pragmatic to secure a second printer- just to have a little bit of extra capacity, to say nothing of redundancy. But at half-a-million a pop, that would’ve cut into profits, and in turn, might have forced certain higher-ups here to indulge their annual Relentless Pursuit of Perfection at Southpoint Kia instead of Lexus of Austin. It goes without saying that can not be allowed to happen.
So if YOU’RE planning to indulge in the Relentless Pursuit of Dejection this year, why not just go ahead and do your Christmas shopping today, while our turnaround times are less than a week? What? Sheer pragmatism isn’t a good enough motivator for you? You’re waiting for a coupon code or something?
Okay, fine, why not try “ipinchpenniessoharditmakesabelincolncry”. It’ll save you a whopping 1%, just like my employee discount does. Are you satisfied now?
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Episode 4: Self-Narratives
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