The Despair Inc. Blog

When a Lump of Coal in their Stockings
is Just Not Thoughtless Enough…

Are you still looking for some thoughtless and inexpensive gift that still has the power to crush the holiday spirits of those nearest and dearest to you and can fit easily into a stocking?

We know too well how difficult it is to shop for miserable people. We also know how a certain subset of our Wailing List subscribers are so cheap that every penny in their change dish looks like it did some time on a train track.

Overcome with the spirit of the season (that being pure, mercenary retailer greed), we are proud to offer a last-minute inducement to purchase from us.

Those wishing to place an order using Next Day Air or 2nd Day Air will receive a special coupon for $10 off the shipping charge for your order, provided that order includes $40 or more worth of goods. (Note: Not valid for orders including Framed Lithographs.)

2nd Day Air Orders
Use the coupon code “lastminute” (no quotes) to receive $10 off 2nd Day Air shipping when you spend $40 or more. (ORDER MUST BE PLACED BY OR BEFORE 2PM CST, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST TO ARRIVE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT GIVING.)

Next Day Air Orders
Use the coupon code “lastsecond” (no quotes) to receive $10 off Overnight shipping when you spend $40 or more. (ORDER MUST BE PLACED BY OR BEFORE 2PM CST, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 22ND TO ARRIVE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT GIVING.)